The Ballad of Sniffy McAdderall (Dave Ridnell)
Sniffy McAdderall
got a windfall
at birth from daddy
but he blew it all
went away to college
but he still can’t read
spendin’ all his time
chasin’ women and greed
he sounds so stupid
messin’ up some word
how is he the president?
its so absurd
he was born into riches
thinks he’s one of a kind
snortin’ so much Addy
that he’s out of his mind
Sniffy McAdderall
was too scared to fight
his daddy paid the doctor
said his feet ain’t right
others went to Vietnam
in his stead
Sniffy wants a medal
for his crabs in bed
he says if you’re captured
you’re no hero of his
he’d rather rip off people
in the real estate biz
he was born into riches
thinks he’s one of a kind
snortin’ so much Addy
that he’s out of his mind
Sniffy liked to hang out
with that Jeff Epstein
think of what they did
you know it’s so obscene
Sniffy brags of numbers
now they ain’t what they seem
its not even close
he got no self-esteem
he’s acting like a bully
never left third grade
livin’ on cheeseburgers
and some haterade
he was born into riches
thinks he’s one of a kind
snortin’ so much Addy
that he’s out of his mind
Sniffy McAderall
loves that big crowd
full of dumb racists
makes him feel so proud
and he looks so silly
In his cheesy red hat
he likes to think he’s Rocky
but he’s old and fat
it’s two thousand twenty
see the ku klux klan
rooting for their hero
with the fake orange tan
he was born into riches
thinks he’s one of a kind
snortin’ so much Addy
that he’s out of his mind
Sniffy tried to bribe the head
of Ukraine
Taylor and the others
thought it so insane
could not get a witness
that could clear his name
but the GOP they saved him
cause they’re all so lame
can’t get Barack Obama
out of his head
he’ll be jealous of him
til he’s gone and dead
he was born into riches
thinks he’s one of a kind
snortin’ so much Addy
that he’s out of his mind
Sniffy McAdderall
wants his big wall
shittin’ on Mexicans
makes him feel tall
some like to call him
evangelical
he mocked a widow
said her husband’s in hell
he said not to worry
about the Carona
but look at them numbers
out in Arizona
he done too many heinous things
to fit in this song
Sniffy don’t seem to get
the right from wrong
he was born into riches
thinks he’s one of a kind
snortin’ so much Addy
that he’s out of his mind
snortin’ so much Addy
that he’s out of his mind
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Sons of Happiness International / BMI
2020