The Ballad of Sniffy McAdderall (Dave Ridnell)

The Ballad of Sniffy McAdderall (Dave Ridnell)

Sniffy McAdderall
got a windfall
at birth from daddy 
but he blew it all

went away to college 
but he still can’t read
spendin’ all his time
chasin’ women and greed

he sounds so stupid
messin’ up some word
how is he the president?
its so absurd

he was born into riches
thinks he’s one of a kind
snortin’ so much Addy
that he’s out of his mind

Sniffy McAdderall
was too scared to fight
his daddy paid the doctor
said his feet ain’t right

others went to Vietnam
in his stead
Sniffy wants a medal
for his crabs in bed

he says if you’re captured
you’re no hero of his
he’d rather rip off people
in the real estate biz

he was born into riches
thinks he’s one of a kind
snortin’ so much Addy
that he’s out of his mind

Sniffy liked to hang out
with that Jeff Epstein
think of what they did
you know it’s so obscene

Sniffy brags of numbers
now they ain’t what they seem
its not even close
he got no self-esteem

he’s acting like a bully
never left third grade
livin’ on cheeseburgers
and some haterade

he was born into riches
thinks he’s one of a kind
snortin’ so much Addy
that he’s out of his mind

Sniffy McAderall
loves that big crowd
full of dumb racists
makes him feel so proud

and he looks so silly
In his cheesy red hat
he likes to think he’s Rocky
but he’s old and fat 

it’s two thousand twenty
see the ku klux klan
rooting for their hero
with the fake orange tan

he was born into riches
thinks he’s one of a kind
snortin’ so much Addy
that he’s out of his mind

Sniffy tried to bribe the head
of Ukraine
Taylor and the others
thought it so insane

could not get a witness
that could clear his name
but the GOP they saved him
cause they’re all so lame

can’t get Barack Obama
out of his head
he’ll be jealous of him
til he’s gone and dead

he was born into riches
thinks he’s one of a kind
snortin’ so much Addy
that he’s out of his mind

Sniffy McAdderall
wants his big wall
shittin’ on Mexicans
makes him feel tall

some like to call him
evangelical
he mocked a widow
said her husband’s in hell

he said not to worry
about the Carona
but look at them numbers 
out in Arizona

he done too many heinous things
to fit in this song
Sniffy don’t seem to get
the right from wrong

he was born into riches
thinks he’s one of a kind
snortin’ so much Addy 
that he’s out of his mind

snortin’ so much Addy 
that he’s out of his mind

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Sons of Happiness International / BMI
2020